EVERYONE IS SOMEONE.

today, I ventured outside the house. the temperature has been less than comfortable over the last few days but today it slightly better so i decided to get some stuff done. I did, i can't be bothered to detail every little thing, but i will say this:

As i was walking I passed a woman with a hijab outside a turkish restaurant having an obviously joyous conversation with an elderly indigenous man. as I noticed this exchange, I couldnt help but feel pride. Pride knowing that for all the racism and prejudice in the world, that Australia (for the majority) is a very tolerant and caring country. I know it's not much, but it is enough to keep me hoping that the world will see one day that everyone is different, but we are all the same. It made my day.

Also i had a surprise job interview. but thats a different story...

that i can't be bothered to detail right now cause its so BLOODY HOT FUUUUUUUUUCK.

cheerio.

Ebb and Flo.

Yam happy that I had such a wonderful birthday.

Yam very thankful to everyone for making the day as such.

Yam getting ready to go to casey's.

Yam listening to Karnivool.

Yam eyeing M&M's and wondering weather to open them RIGHT NOW or to save them. 

Yam in awe of Hugh Laurie and want to be him.

"I wrapped my fear around me like a blanket, and I sailed my ship of safety till I sank it, now I'm crawling on your shores."

Capcha said 'nonther'. It's my new word. 

I just realised that Clarence thing never happened. LOLWAT's with that? 

The Men Who Stare at Coats.

Shower, Minecraft, Driving, Lost, Techniques, Jamaica, Coffee, Planning, Forgetting, Planning, Bathroom, Planning, Discussion, Plan, Music, Driving, Arriving, Collecting, Chatting, School, Driving, Breath, Gum, Petrol, Driving, Dolls, Driving, Arriving, Goodbye, Hello, Hello, Placing, Hello, ALEX, outside, Kiss, Hello, Kiss, Hello, Relish, Laughter, Hello!, Trip, Horoscope, Air?, Water, Air!, WATER!, research, Air.., Alien, Zombies, Poolside, Submerge, Cocoanut, Electrolytes, Aftertaste, Gossip, Macca's, Aldino's? MACCA'S, Bacon, Bye, Taylor, Degrassi, Straights, Lotion, Stagnant, Upset, Teeth, Meatboy,  Cuddles, Bed, Ant, Muffins, Bowl, Pistachio, Shower, Shopping, Omelette, Adventurous, Mother, Lunch, Slurpie, SANDWICH, Klondike, Tickles, Driving, Station, Homeless, Monologue, Bus, Station, Driving, Shopping, Ice-cream, New, Fumble, Driving, Arriving, Borderlands, Pumpkin, Lego, Blue, Phone, Driving, Cake, Chatting, Cake, Wheel-less, Driving, Detour, Slurpies, Bonus, Floyd, Discussion, Scared, Busting, Driving, Arriving, Lego, Fight, Creature, Bed, Bed, Bed!, BED!, Sleep.

That's how Friday and Saturday worked out for me. In a few words, more or less.

Neglige (thats what this is, right?)

My friends have urged me to blog more often, no matter how mundane or stupid my blogs seem. So, I'm sorry to anybody who actually cares that I haven't posted for a while, I like to think there's some of you out there. For that I thank you. (I hope you exist or I will look like a doofus.)

Truth is folks, I have had SO much happening that I just forgot. Or didn't have time. 

Actually, i kinda just didn't care. I was having too much fun. I'm sure you can appreciate. 

So I will try to recap just so you get an idea of how AWESOME my life is compared to yours. Sorry, but it's true. 

LIST TIME:

• Christmas was spent in Port Macquarie with family from my mothers side which was a nice change from the regular routine with dad's family. Not saying I don't enjoy spending time with dad's side, in fact i would go so far as to say I prefer their company, (less bickering and stuff) but it was refreshing having a change of scene over Christmas, and Port is so beautiful during this time of year. EXCEPT that it rained most days, trapping us inside with only ipods, television and each other's company to keep us from lulling into a stupor. We did venture out occasionally to do some shopping or go to the beach (on the good days) which was a lovely experience. Plus just seeing everyone was good, as we don't get to much.
• Next notable day was New Years Eve, which i spent at Casey's with her family, once they returned form the nine o'clock fireworks, and Aarons friend Lachlan, who was an interesting character indeed. The boys Gabba'd and Shuffled in and around the pool for a few hours and Casey and I exchanged resolutions, we shot a few hoops, watched the midnight fireworks, then we watched 28 Weeks Later. I think Casey got a little scared. The next week or so we spent floating back and forth between her place and mine, we visited my mother's where we watched home videos and looked at baby photos one time, and generally enjoyed living. 
• third big thing to happen these holidays was Casey's lil' cousin Alex's 3rd birthday (ZOMG GETTING SO OLD LOL) which was spent at his house with a lovely array of family and his little friend james who was just adoooooorable. There was cake and lollies and piñata's and merriment and ALL the Toy Story gang (except Bullseye, unfortunately). 
• Next on the agenda was FRANCESCA'S 16TH which was way off the hook, all these americans turning up drunk and complaining about America. It was a riot! ... Well, It was one guy.. but he was charming, blowing kisses and what not. A real catch + a little excitement, and the dinner at Luigi's was FRANtastic! (see what I did there?) Casey, Summer, Franny and I then walked the six billion kilometres to Franny's house to dispose of all her gifts before their movie started and we got the full tour of the street, it was so awesome. I recommend the suburban backstreets of Narellan to any sightseer's. We then got a lift BACK to the town centre thanks to Frany's wonderful Mother, and we were swiftly picked up just as the movie started. (It's ok, we weren't planning on staying.)

And that brings me squarely to today (skipping some slightly less interesting things because I'm running out of time. 

TODAY I enjoyed the company of not on, not two, but THREE lovely ladies: Kate, Ruby and Sean. We jabbered and nattered and yaked and discussed this and that. it was a glorious day filled with friendship. I couldnt have asked for more. 

well, not without being a little greedy. 

And that brings you up to speed. I hope to get blogging more often so you don't have to plow through slabs of writing like this for ever again. You are truly a kind and patient audience. 

It's dark now. I'm ascared. 

Sooooooooooooooo..

Yesterday this is basically what happened. It was fun.

I yam at peace with the world.

The world loves me and I love it back.

Hello toast! I greatly admire your ship.

Things are looking good.

I had such a lovely day. In the very simplest way. I cleaned my room after many months of it being quite messeh.

I played Bioshock.

I spent it with my favourite person in the world.

We got drum kit hardware and now have a substantial looking drum kit.

I danced like a fool.

And that is why my day was so good. All these things combined. Isn't it strange? I love how such simple, seemingly insignificant things can make a day so wonderful. Confusing and awe inspiring at the same time.

Yesterday was pretty wonderful too, but not spectacular. Just wonderful. I listened to Led Zeppelins album IV in its entirety and watched Marble Hornets with this lovely lady while making comments across facebook to each other and forewarning her of the events in the entries. Then we FINALLY put up the Christmas Tree as a family and I put the lights on it. at night it looks good but it kinda looks tacky during the day. But, as my mother said: "Christmas is the time for being tacky." So i guess its alright.

So thats whats happening.

Sometimes I wish I had something more interesting to say.. but I guess that's life.

I feel like watching Jimmy Neutron.

Maneat olim mortua.

To be honest,

I don't like to think about it either...

So let's not.

Run to the hills.

Guaranteed conversations that take place between 4 and 8 pm on weekdays:

*RING*RING*RI-
"Hello?"
...
"Alright thanks."
...
"Not much, just chillin'."
...
"No worries."
...
"Ok byee.."
*CLICK*
(Father, check up)

.......................


*RING*RING*RING*RING-
"Hello?"
...
"No sorry he's not here at the moment."
...
"No worries, bye."
*CLICK*
(x8, Telemarketer/charity/real estate/???)


.......................


*RING*RI-
"Hello?"
...
"Sorry?"
...
"..SORRY?!"
...
/silent rage
...
"Whos calling please?"
...
"Who are you calling for?"
...
"Yes bu-"
...
"Yes but wh-"
...
"NO THANK YOU NOT INTERESTED."
*CLICK*
(off-shore telemarketer)

I trust everyone has a similar experience in these hours? I trust everyone is just as annoyed by it as I yam? hmmmmm...

Here is a picture of the coolest thing ever:

We don't NEED to multiply.

Turn off your TV.

I'm having a very slow day.

It started after being awoken by a very real dream about Marble Hornets. Or more specifically, Slender Man (Quite horrific. Thanks, Kenney.) The time was 10:50am.

The first thing I did was Take the sheets off my bed and wash them. Then I went and had breakfast (Honey-Oat Cheerio's) and sat down at the computer to check facebook and youtube. this took roughly 30 mins, wherein I decided to listen to the entire discography of System Of A Down, which kicked me into action mode and I decided it was about time the washing up was done.

I don't know what it is about SOAD that motivates me, but it's about the only band that does. Funny how things work huh?

Anyway, it took about an hour or so to wash up and by the time i had done that, the sheets were done. I hung them up then went and put a load of clothes on and sat down at the computer again, when Kate popped up on chat! how peculiar.

Or, I thought it was, but she explained that she finished school at one and she was on the computer at the library by then, Tumbling. This made me wonder what the time was, and it was almost two! I had not yet eaten lunch and upon observing the time I realised I was hungry.

Subsequently I made myself my favourite sandwich, tuna and mayonnaise. because I didn't use all the tuna on my sandwich, I ate it straight from the tin. Perfecto. The sandwich was accompanied by a small helping of grain waves. I discovered that tuna and sour cream and chives flavoured grain waves make for an interesting flavour combination.

The Kate was chatting to me again, and this time she posted me a link to a tumbl. It was very sad and we had a short discussion about it before she decided to go home and sleep, and rub in my face ONCE AGAIN that she was going to see Muse perform tomorrow.

Then I came to blogger to detail my day out to you and looking back it looks like an interrogation report as if I am giving a statement. Curiouser and curiouser.

Now the load of clothes is done and ready to be hung out, so I will leave it there bloggamigos! I hope your day wasnt as droll as mine.

Peach out home slice.

That friendly-cocoa-based-baked-confectionary angle.

All things grow.

Today whilst listening to my iTunes on shuffle one song came on that urged me to play through all of the music that I own by that artist.. so I did.

If you don't know who 'My Friend The Chocolate Cake' are, I'm gonna tell you.
If you know who 'My Friend The Chocolate Cake' are, I'm gonna tell you anyways.

MFTCC are an Australian band from Melbourne whose musical genre I would rather not try and label, because the only one i can think to put them under is 'Alternative' which would be a huge insult to these brilliantly talented musicians. If you choose to listen to them, you can decide for yourself. Basically they use very large array of instruments such as guitars, violins/viola, ukulele, mandolin, tin whistle and cellos with a beautiful soft brushed drum underneath. Sometimes slow and moving, sometimes upbeat and catchy, they are one of the most versatile groups in my music library.

I forgot what my point was.. but you should check them out.

After my chill out with the cakers, I was picked up by a dear friend of mine to carry out festive season shopping. We had a swell time jumping from store to store trying on shoes and jewelry and tops (her, not me) and catching up on the times.

Then I came back here and Had a 100 minute chat with my better half about work (or lack thereof) and the 50's and how parents are weird and and annoying siblings and how teachers are weird and the troublesomeness of subjects. It is always a wonderful experience. Always.

Hopefully tonight is the night we put up our Christmas decorations. i would really like that to happen. For now i have several things that need to be done but wont. Off the top of my head is the washing up, load of clothes, clean room. Two out of those three will most likely be done by this evening.

And now, I will sign off with some stupid quotes from Ace Ventura Pet Detective with no context what so ever, just cause it's my blog and I'll do whatever the fuck I want, thank you very much.


"Theeeeeeeeeeeeres someoneonthewiing. SOME.. thing."
"Bumble bee tuna, bumble bee tuna."

The way of the World.

YOU.

I don't want you to hate me.
I don't want you to feel like it's my fault.
I want you to stop, but I don't want to push you.
I know how you feel, and you need to know it tears me apart a little bit every time it comes up.
I want it to be alright again.
I want you to be as happy as I am, but not because of the same reason that I am. Well, not exactly the same.
I don't want you to make me feel guilty even though I know I'm kinda responsible.

I just want to forget about it.


YOU.

I don't want you to worry.
I don't want to make the same mistakes I always do.
I don't want to push you away, or for you to push me away.
I want you to be happy no matter what. Even if I'm not.
I need you to trust me.
I need to trust you.
I want you to be the best that you can be and let nothign hold you back, not even me.
I want to keep you in my pocket.

I never want to forget you.


YOU.

I don't want you to stop trying.
I cant trust you.
I forget why I cant trust you.
I used to want to spend time with you but something changed.
I don't know what changed.
I used to look up to you and look to you for inspiration, for guidance. 
I want you to come to me for guidance now.
I need you to need my help.

I just remembered.

Here it goes.

It's gonna happen, whether I want it too or not. It's the only way i can remain sane. sorry in advance.

let try and make this as standard as possible.

I'm at a stage where I can see my life kinda forming and swirling in fromnt of me.. I'm able to plan ahead better, but some things are still lurking in the shadows and this fact scares me slightly. but not to worry all will be good.

Things are pretty fantastic. I spent a beautiful coupe of hours with my beautiful girl and my good friend Kate. and we teamed up with HER boy for a while, and I visited drunk Julian at work. He's lookin Like Jesus ("I am Jesus.") slightly awkz encounter but not to worry, it was but a pesky mozzie on the skin of my day. i killed it before it got a chance to bite.

I'm applying for a job this week, to get work in january. fingers crossed. I'll fill in the deets when I know, you know?


Now I guess I should address the Clarence issue..

really, hes not as bad as he makes himself out to be, just a big talker. I'm sorry to have to expose you to this mild annoyance anyways, but I can't handle it anymore. Permission to 'slap' me if 'I'm' being a jerk off, (I can't feel it when hes in control XD)

I promise to be more rgular now i have nothign to do with my life. I promise to try at least.

LUFFERCHUUUZ xx

It's about time..

Hi there.

I think it's about time you got the full picture. Up until now it has been the dirty secretive half-truth, here's why.

Angus, he ain't right. In the head. You know what I mean? There's something thrashing about in there trying to get out. He has been keeping it well boxed up lately but the thing has been thrashing harder than ever before. Over the past few months there have been slips where the thing has escaped and run a muck. usually at night. It has been causing some denial, and slight psychosis within the mind of the young chappy, hence the (pathetic) attempts at hiding the existence of said thing through the blog and posts. It's wild, and crazy, and dangerous. But also devilishly handsome.

That's right penes* and vaginas, that thing is me.

Clarence. 

Now, stinky and I have been chatting. We came to a kind of "Agreement"... Although, there was not much agreeing on my part. But for now, it's the best i can get, and beggars can't be choosers. The terms are these: I am allowed out, periodically, on my best behavior. In return I give the tosser a little peace of mind. Like i said, not much of a deal. But apparently he's more likely to want to put up with me destroying his sanity slowly than have me destroying his life in a blaze of glory while hes snoozing inside his stupid little head. His loss, really. I'm a fucking riot. 

I'm on a three strike system, with a scale of badness, and if you dare do anything blah fucking blah. the other part of the deal is that i have to act like he would.. the only place i can express myself as myself is here, for your viewing pleasure. reading pleasure? i dont know, fucking please yourself. anyways, I'll get around the clause. There's no way im 'being' that douchebag for the rest of our lives.

So there you have it, that's me in a nutshell (literally, its like a fucking nutshell in here. more space than the universe. You try living inside someones head. boring as shit, I tells ya). I hope to become very well aquainted with some of you very soon. I'll show you a real good time.

Don't worry, I don't bite.

Hard.


*It's Latin, look it up.

Bruno Mars can suck my dick.

He kinda looks like MJ in his glory years. let's see how that goes for him.

I haven't blogged in a while so I thought it was about that time ay chaps?
so whats going on? not much. gots me a hair cut...

It's short.


I need money. I'm having trouble contacting centrelink to find out my Customer Reference Number and i doubt they will email me back. Government support my balls.

I'm having trouble finding a job, though im hardly looking. my fault.

I'm having trouble with TAFE assignments. they are piled up and most of them are due either this week or next week. hooray...

When this is all over, I will be a happy man.

I'm boring. you who is boring? Not Clarence.

We're a forest of lives, we grow tall and wide, and we'll never be cut down.

When you can't see the forest for the trees..

Step back.

REALIZATION.

because words look cooler with a Z.


People I love to watch on TV but would slap in real life for being SO FUCKING ANNOYING:

Fes. (That 70s Show)
Michael Kelso (That 70s Show)
Sheldon Cooper. (Big Bang Theory)
Howard Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory)
Peter Griffin. (Family Guy)
Ed (The Adventures of Best Ed)
Jake Harper (Two and a Half Men)
Barney Stinton (How I Met Your Mother)
Richmond (IT Crowd)
Maurice Moss (IT Crowd)
Tony Stonem (Skins)
Katie Fitch (Skins)
Bob Fossil (The Mighty Boosh)
Rick (The Young Ones)
Muffy Crosswire (Arthur)

That's about it really. though mosto f these characters are quite loveable and funny to watch, IMAGINE if you had to live with them. How much would you just want to KNOCK THEM OUT!?


yeah.. anyways thats all, thought I'd share. Comment if you have any you would like to add to the list XD

zwxecrvtbynumilopkijuhygtfrdeswaq. cool.

Getting there slowly.

EVER so slowly.

I have been absent, I know. I'm dreadfully sorry (five readers, most of whom I know personally and will not actually care).

I have had TAFE running my life over the past couple of weeks and I have been spending my time not doing the thigns I'm supposed to do and this is bad because...

I have two assignments due tomorrow and two exams on tomorrow and after tomorrow i will feel slightly relieved but still a little stressed because then i have two MORE assignments plus in class things to do plus i have to fill out a sheet that i forgot to take in today and design a garden for next week and find information about different annuals so i can put them INTO my design for said garden and eat food and still get enough sleep so that i will be able to stay awake tomorrow.

/SIGH.

I'm so tired and I just want a hug. :(

Soon though, it will all be over and CHRISTMAS IS IN THE AIR. I'm goign to port macquarie to spend time with my family. It will be nice. The air up there is so clean and salty with the sea. ahhhh.

anyways, I must do some TAFE work, before i stress out even more.


ALSO wtf is with the weather, I'm sure it's whats screwing my head up.

Adios Clarence.

Classic

Just, this:

Orange Croutons ZOOM ZOOM Butterscotch.

It starts.

Welcome back! I have had a madhouse holiday break, seriously need to do some TAFE work and am kinda hot in this jumper. two secs.

.........

There we go.

too much to tell, all you need to know is that I'm super happy and i had enough fun to last me a lunch time. uhh.. i mean lifetime.

small exaggeration.

anywho, I'm pumped for another party this weekend for one of my bestest friends in the world. I miss my better half. I have some stuff to sort out. I'm tired. I'm hairy on my face. I just heard a cat, but there is no cat. I'm hungry. I need to brush my teeth.


Two of my cousins got married this weekend. One on each side of the family. I was at one of them, it was beautiful. The groom cried. ^__^ I love love. Love is beautiful. Love brings people together. Sometimes it tears people apart, but only when people can't get past themselves. Keep that in mind, don't be selfish.

thats all i havw to say. Clarence, over to you.


no? OK.

later skaters.

Faith, Films, Friends and Food.

Have you ever had to explain something to a child that they are not old enough to understand? You can't exactly just ignore their question, but no matter what you say, your answer will confuse them.

My mother and brothers are christians. I yam not. I yam an atheist. It doesn't affect family dynamic, we all accept each others decisions and what not. They attend church, I don't. simple.

Now, there is a family from the church, lovely wholesome people. Four little girls, under the age of 8, full of life and energy all inquisitive and excitable.

Last Tuesday, I went over to their house to do some yard work because Ingrid, the mother, is extremely pregnant and is restricted to limited movement, and Paul is a minister in training and extremely busy most of the time, and I offered to help out now and then if they ever needed it.

While we were eating morning tea, the eldest of the girls said to me, "Hey, why don't you come to church?"

How do you answer that? I simply said, "because, it's not for me." She seemed to accept that as a reasonable answer, because she didn't ask any more. but I thought, it is a reasonable question coming from such a young human being. I mean, It's all she has ever known. I'm sure she knows that there are some people out there who don't believe in God, but why would I be one of those people when the rest of my family goes to Church? It was, for some reason, a very tense moment for me. I'm not one to want to impact someone else's belief system, especially while their mind is so young and malleable, so I think the answer I gave bailed me out pretty well.

Anyway, I changed to subject by commenting on the music that was playing and all the girls thought it was hilarious that I knew who Justine from Play School was.


I yam in love. You may disagree, but you don't know. I yam so in love. This girl, she is amazing. She turns my world inside out and upside down then flips me back right side in sets me back on my feet again so I have to blink twice to make sure it's not a dream. All the time I spend with her is precious.

If you have never felt this "love" crap before, you may say 'You don't know what love is, you arent old enough to have the life experience to blah blah blah.' You will know when you know, trust me.

We saw a movie, it was pretty good. 'Easy A'. I recommend you wait for the DVD though, probs not worth going to see it big screen. Unless you like to watch everything big screen. I dunno. The movie is not important. What IS important is that I saw it with Casey.


MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. that is all.


And food. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm speaking of, I'm really hungry. It's breakfast time. I was gonna write more but I can't be bothered, no energy.

See you soooooooooon.

love Clarence.

I mean, Angus.

... hmm.