Thursday, December 9, 2010

Run to the hills.

Guaranteed conversations that take place between 4 and 8 pm on weekdays:

*RING*RING*RI-
"Hello?"
...
"Alright thanks."
...
"Not much, just chillin'."
...
"No worries."
...
"Ok byee.."
*CLICK*
(Father, check up)

.......................


*RING*RING*RING*RING-
"Hello?"
...
"No sorry he's not here at the moment."
...
"No worries, bye."
*CLICK*
(x8, Telemarketer/charity/real estate/???)


.......................


*RING*RI-
"Hello?"
...
"Sorry?"
...
"..SORRY?!"
...
/silent rage
...
"Whos calling please?"
...
"Who are you calling for?"
...
"Yes bu-"
...
"Yes but wh-"
...
"NO THANK YOU NOT INTERESTED."
*CLICK*
(off-shore telemarketer)

I trust everyone has a similar experience in these hours? I trust everyone is just as annoyed by it as I yam? hmmmmm...

Here is a picture of the coolest thing ever:

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